More funny NOLA stuff

ONLY IF YOU FROM LOUISIANA:
* THE FOUR SEASONS OF YOUR YEAR ARE: CRAWFISH, CRAB, SHRIMP AND KING CAKE
* WHEN SOMEONE ASKS DIRECTIONS: YOU USE UPTOWN, DOWNTOWN, WESTBANK & LAKESIDE
* YOU CALL IT A NEUTRAL GROUND INSTEAD OF A MEDIAN
* YOU CAN PRONOUNCE TCHOUPITOULAS
* YOU TAKE A "RIGHT HAND TURN" INSTEAD OF A RIGHT TURN
* YOU CALL ALL INTERSECTIONS "RED LIGHTS"
* YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF "DRESSED"
* YOU KNOW A PO-BOY IS NOT A GUY WITH NO MONEY
* YOU JUDGE A PO-BOY BY THE NUMBER OF NAPKINS USED
* YOU "MAKE" GROCERIES
* YOU KNOW WHAT K&B, SCHWEGMANN'S, AND MCKENZIE'S IS
* YOU LIKE YOUR RICE AND POLITICS DIRTY
* YOU KNOW THAT THOSE BIG ROACHES CAN FLY
* YOU CONSIDER A BLOODY MARY A LIGHT BREAKFAST
* NO MATTER WHERE ELSE YOU GO IN THE WORLD, YOU ARE ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED IN THE FOOD
* WIN OR LOSE....YOU HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SAINTS FAN
* YOU DON'T LEARN UNTIL HIGH SCHOOL THAT MARDI GRAS IS NOT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY (I actually didn't realize this until college!)
* YOU BRING EMPTY GROCERY BAGS TO PARADES
* YOU REFER TO DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS AS "PRIVATE" OR "PUBLIC"
* YOU PUT TONY'S ON EVERYTHING!! (yeah you right!)
* RAIN, SLEET OR HAIL WILL NEVER KEEP YOU FROM JAZZ FEST
* YOUR ATTIC OR GARAGE IS FILLED WITH MARDI GRAS BEADS
* YOU WASTE MORE TIME NAVIGATING BACKSTREETS THEN SITTING IN TRAFFIC
* YOU SAVE NEWSPAPER. NOT TO RECYCLE BUT FOR A TABLECLOTH AT YOUR NEXT CRAWFISH BOIL
* YOUR FIRST QUESTION IN ANY TELEPHONE CALL IS "WHERE Y'AT?"
* YOU'RE NOT SCARED IF SOMEONE WANTS TO "AX YOU SOMETHING"
* YOU'VE GREETED SOMEONE WITH "HOW'S YA MAMA AN 'EM?" (many times!)
* YOU READ THIS AND LAUGHED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SAYING "YEAH U RIGHT!!" (haha, I did!)