The Joys of Having A Dog

So, yesterday I walk into the living room and I notice there's something white on the floor under the coffee table. I'm a bit apprehensive cause this is where Harley likes to bring things to chew on....his food, treats, chewies, toys, etc., etc. And that's o.k. But, then, that's also where he brings things he's not supposed to have. Upon closer inspection, I see that it is a piece of plastic, two pieces of plastic in fact. This puzzles me because he has never been one to go around chewing on or damaging things. So I pick it up and I realize that he has gone into my purse, and removed from it this cute little plastic container that holds my ear plugs (yes, I carry around ear plugs! Never know when I'll be trying to sleep in an airplane). Not only that, but he then proceded to chew the top off and yes, you guessed it, ate my ear plugs! Oh, no, I didn't bother looking around to see if they were on the floor somewhere. I knew! Any way, vengace was mine, you see, cause today I was sitting upstairs playing around on the computer, see. And that's when I heard it! The pre-vomit sound! You know the one! So, I go running down the stairs cause I don't know where the event is going to take place. He's usually kind enough to do it in his cage, but I just don't know, you know. And by the time I get there it's already happened, and thankfully in his cage. And then, I saw them! There in the middle of it all were my two ear plugs! Ah, the joys of having a dog!